Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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