You smell like stripper and shame
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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