worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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