Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
This girl is more easily done than said...
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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