Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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