I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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