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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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