No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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