I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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