that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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