This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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