dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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