i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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