Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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