Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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