I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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