Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
People in love make me want to vomit
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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