did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
3pm strippers are depressing
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
its liver damage thursday
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