I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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