Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Someone signed my nipple.
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