there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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