Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
