whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
