Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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