but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
nutella sex= disaster
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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