Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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