Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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