Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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