Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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