you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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