420 ftw
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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