idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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