My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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