I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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