please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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