Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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