I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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