The maid of honor just puked.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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