Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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