You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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