If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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