we have officially lost it.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
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Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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