just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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