I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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