My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
My breasts were aching with rage.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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