...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
