we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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