I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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