Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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