If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
she woke up with a sticky ear
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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