what if I'm pregnant?
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Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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