Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Vodka?
Forever.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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