I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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