I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
