Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
this boner is exhausting
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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