cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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